There is nothing like the electricity and passion in the air of a pending storm, it echoes the unbridled wildness that is a woman’s heart. From the darkness to the light - a fierce fire upon the wind. ~cm
Anonymous asked:
dwpreturns answered:
I mostly enjoy black-and-white gifsets of impossibly fit white people in improbable positions, juxtaposed with poorly written captions set in a variety of nearly illegible, inconsistent typefaces.
LMFAO!!!!!
I accept the inevitability of Trump becoming president
HOWEVER
As citizens, we should demand that THIS be his official presidential portrait, to hang on the wall of every post office, military installation, government building, school, hospital, and in the National Portrait Gallery.
So that every American is daily reminded of their responsibility in this matter.
Face down.
My breath dancing
up your spine
as you grip the sheets,
ready, aching for me
to plunge deeply into you.
Slamming you against the wall
Making you a portrait
Of my crazed
darkened lust
Holding you down
Fucking the weight out of you
Every possessive thrust
Claiming you
Making every other insignificant.
Filling you with my desire
Spreading it on your face
Smacking it on to your ass
Choking it down your throat
While you tell me with certainty
You are my slut.
You want only
to be permanently marked
To feel our story
Driven hard into your flesh
It reads simply, “Mine.”
As I make it harder
And easier for you to breathe
I am your paradox
Living now as a part of you
I am your perfect agony
Heavens and stars
Hold no more charm,
Only in the warmth
of my arms
do you feel embraced.
DEAR SIR,
THANK YOU FOR THE UNEXPECTED AND UNSOLICITED SUBMISSION OF YOUR PENIS PORTRAIT FOR OUR CONSIDERATION.
WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT IT HAS FAILED TO PASS OUR MOST BASIC STANDARDS OF QUALITY CONTROL AT THIS TIME.HOWEVER, FOR A NOMINAL FEE WE CAN OFFER YOU A REPORT THAT WILL HELP YOU TO CHANGE THAT.
THE A4 REPORT, PROVIDED VIA POSTAL SERVICE, WILL INCLUDE PERSONALISED BOOKLETS THAT COVER THE FOLLOWING:
-WHY GENITALS ARE NOT AN ACCEPTABLE CONVERSATION OPENER (A STEP BY STEP GUIDE TO SAYING HELLO)
-HOW TO APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU WEREN’T RAISED BY WOLVES
-BETTER WAYS TO DEAL WITH YOUR SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
-HOW TO DRESS YOUR PENIS FOR SOCIAL MEDIA (A ROUGH GUIDE TO PANTS)
AND
-PENIS-READING: A NEW FORM OF PALMISTRY THAT MAY HELP YOU UNLOCK THE KEY TO YOUR FUTUREWE WILL ALSO ANSWER QUESTIONS YOU MIGHT HAVE SUCH AS
-DO I HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS?
AND
-WHY DID MY PENIS FAIL BASIC STANDARDS OF QUALITY CONTROL(NOTE THE NUMBER ONE REASON FOR THIS OCCURRING IS THAT IT IS ATTACHED TO A BIGGER DICK THAN ITSELF. )
FINALLY, AS A GESTURE OF GOODWILL WE INTEND TO OFFER TWO FREE SAMPLES WITH ALL OF YOUR FUTURE PENIS PORTAIT SUBMISSIONS:
AN INVENTIVE CRITIQUE OF YOUR PRIDE & JOY
AND
A SURPRISE CONSULTATION WITH YOUR CLOSEST AVAILABLE FAMILY MEMBER ABOUT YOUR PORTFOLIO.
WE TRUST THIS EXCITING OFFER IS ACCEPTABLE AND LOOK FORWARD TO WORKING WITH YOU IN THE NEAR FUTURE.
-YOURS FAITHFULLY.
Sarah-Louise Jordan, whose
rejection letter for unsolicited dick pics
deserves
. Thanks to
for the transcription.
(via
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If you recieve such things…
(via a-london-gent)
Hahaa
(via bootyanddoubloons)
Maybe you don’t know it, damn it… but there aren’t many around like you (not any).
a little more personal….
I’ve never really put much out about myself or my ‘place’ in the D/s world… etc. I have been working on this piece for a couple of days and thought I’d put it out there. It’s a self portrait of myself as a Dominant in writing.
Being Dominant is not new for me, but the realisation of it and the further exploration of it has only been in recent years. Being Dominant or submissive is different for each individual and this is my exploration in writing of what it is for me. I’ve put it in a narrative / story style. It’s easier for me to objectively look at things from this third person point of view in writing it out.
This my friend @visualsymphony is what a Dominant /submissive relationship is. Respect, Trust, Honest, Integrity, Consent, Safe, Sane, Not coerced, Not guilted, Not forced. Beautifully written.
18, and it should also be the official presidential portrait
a little more personal….
I’ve never really put much out about myself or my ‘place’ in the D/s world… etc. I have been working on this piece for a couple of days and thought I’d put it out there. It’s a self portrait of myself as a Dominant in writing.
Being Dominant is not new for me, but the realisation of it and the further exploration of it has only been in recent years. Being Dominant or submissive is different for each individual and this is my exploration in writing of what it is for me. I’ve put it in a narrative / story style. It’s easier for me to objectively look at things from this third person point of view in writing it out.
